Hello moustache fans!I apologise profusely for the poor photo quality and my recent absence of a whole week, it's been a very busy week but I return with various pieces of exciting news.
1) I grew what appeared to be a ginger moustache hair yesterday.
2) Our team total has now exceeded £100 (composed of a £2 team donation, a beastly £86 to me, a respectable £20 to Chris and a commendable £1 to Tim)
3) TWO NEW CHALLENGES FROM THE TASH MAN! (Details below)
Assuming you read the small list above I'm sure you will be eagerly anticipating reading about what the Tash Man's latest challenges to me are. If you did not, please go and read above, eagerly anticipate and then read below.
CHALLENGE THE FIRST - THE ATTIRE CHALLENGE
In an homage to respectable moustache bearers the world around, Tash Man has requested that I don the costume of either Hollywood Hulk Hogan (gold briefs and champion's belt), Borat (mankini) or a circus strongman (red and white striped leotard). He has promised to reimburse me the cost of whichever I get up to £10.
CHALLENGE THE SECOND - THE DEATH CHALLENGE
I suspect 'The Death Challenge' may be a mistranslation of what I presume was a challenge originally issued from someone in the far East as it seems to pertain more to dyeing than to dying, that is dyeing my moustache. Tash Man requests that for the remainder of Movember I dye my moustache 'the most ridiculous and outlandish colour possible'.
THE DECISION
Now I've never been big on making my mind up about things so I'm going to put the decision to you guys. Please leave me a message saying which outfit or moustache dye you think I should go for and do it AS SOON AS POSSIBLE - there are only four days left and I may well shave my moustache off at the beginning of December.
Oh, and, obviously, any request will have to be backed up by some kind of donation. Whichever request gets the most money donated in its name will be the one I will take up. If a respectable amount is raised for either challenge by, say, the 28th, then I shall do it immediately, post the pictures that night and, if it is the dye option, wear my moustache that way until the end of the month.
ALL VOTE NOW!
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